October 10, 2010

Pssst! I Need to Talk to You

Blackie the buck pleads his case.

"Pssst, yea you, come over here a minute. No, I don't want a kiss! I need to talk to you man to ma..err billy goat. I haven't had a girlfriend since last fall man. It is just cruel and unusual punishment I tell ya!"

"Excuse me, yea you...with the camera, this is a private conversation! Stop eavesdropping! She is the one that locked me in here, all while she was spouting off something about no kids in cold February, I would have to wait. hmph! I let the does worry about the kids. You wouldn't believe how many baby mammas I have! "

"Let me out, pretty please. That is the latch right there, just unhook it. All the pretty doe goats are right over there. See the red headed one? She has been flirting with me ALL DAY! I could get to those pretty girl goats if you would just let me out?"

"I would get it myself, but I don't have thumbs and using my horn just is not working."

"Oh you're not going to let me out? I thought us guys were supposed to stick together? Well, if you scratch my neck I guess I won't be mad at you. Yea and leave that smell on your hands...the girls LOVE it!"

24 comments:

Carolyn said...

Men always have just one thing on their minds don't they?

farmlady said...

Oh my gosh! This is so funny. Look at him having a private conversation with the only man he could find who would understand. Too funny.
This would be Brownie and Bart if they weren't Wethers.
That's for a delightful post.

Kristine said...

Ah, this brings back my 4-H days when I raised dairy goats. I sort of miss the boys with their antics.

Not so sure I miss the smell though. LOL.

Melanie said...

Thats hilarious :)

My lovely Life said...

Yeah I agree with the woman that wont let him to the girls. We dont have any babies due bc We didnt get the male goat a while back!

Teresa said...

Oh, so funny! You know that is exactly what they are thinking!

Brenda said...

Very funny! I'm sure the girls have been teasing him too. :D

IsobelleGoLightly said...

My goodness! He's a big boy when he stands up! I think I need to add Blackie to my list of Internet honeys! woo woo.

DebH said...

I think I get a whiff of him from here ...boys sure can put on a dramatic act!
I keep wondering where I could put the buck pen that could carry that aura north AWAY from the open windows. I just compensate with a little grain on occassion just to try to take their minds off it ...for a second anyway. Very funny pictures!!

Mom L said...

Boy, Blackie really made a strong case for his freedom!! And he is a biiig boy!

Nancy in Iowa

Grandpa said...

This is soooo funny...!

Pricilla said...

Luke the goat is the same way. Although he managed to dance the rhumba with Abby through the fence!

~Tonia said...

LOL!! Its gotta be Torture for him! Those girls can be quite the little Hussies! Flagging their tails and "talking" to him that way! Have pity on the poor guy!
He is awesome looking by the way!

Joanna@BooneDocksWilcox said...

We've got some beggers too. Doesn't help when the girls tease the boys, swishing their tails and flirting. I want end-of-March babies, not February babies.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Wow, is he tall when he stands up. And look at those horns!!
He's sure trying to plead his case. Poor guy. Even goats need lovin'. tee hee

Nancy M. said...

He sounds like a really persuasive guy! Those poor baby mamas, lol!

The Menagerie Momma said...

Is Blackie the Nubian buck? I sure wish he would have jumped the fence and gotten to Dym. :) He's beautiful!
Hope you are doing well!

Kelly said...

You're very creative with your photos!

Jennifer said...

Thank you all for your kind comments.

Menagerie Momma, I forgot about DYM! Yes, that WAS Blackie! He is actually a 97% Boer buck. (ABGA lets us register 97% Boer bucks) Dym is why he is in the pen instead of the pasture with the short electric fence. See, he totally lied about not having a girlfriend since last fall! LOL

(Menagerie Momma is the person that gave Dym the Nubian a home and right before we were supposed to take Dym up to her place Blackie here got out with her. On his behalf she WAS flirting with him A LOT!)

John Gray jgsheffield@hotmail.com said...

awwwwww.....sweet

The Menagerie Momma said...

OH! He's the (possible) daddy?? He's so pretty, I hope he makes pretty babies! I'm so excited. I'm crossing my fingers their accidental meeting will produce Christmas kids. :)
Thanks again Jennifer, Dym's a doll.

goatpod2 said...

LOL, our bucks are telling us the same things but we're not breeding anymore though!

Amy

Anonymous said...

This is so funny! I found you through the linky on Lamb Around. I wish I could have goats!

Aelwyn said...

That is far too adorable! I love that he'd settle for a chin scratching!